"Health Food" for thought...

A Courtesy of Healing Touch Chiropractic and Dr. Gary L. Easter
April 6th, 2004

Causes of Death in US – the answer may surprise you
 
The US Center for Disease Control lists the ten leading causes of death in the United States in 2000 as heart disease, cancer, stroke, respiratory disease, injuries, diabetes, pneumonia/influenza, Alzheimer's and kidney disease. However, researchers now find the number one cause of death in the US to be medical care including adverse drug reactions, unnecessary surgery, hospital infections, malpractice, bedsores, etc. These kill more people than cancer, heart disease or stroke. The researchers preface their article:
 
What you are about to read is a stunning compilation of facts that documents that those who seek to abolish consumer access to natural therapies are misleading the public. Over 700,000 Americans die each year at the hands of government-sanctioned medicine, while the FDA and other government agencies pretend to protect the public by harassing those who offer safe alternatives. (6) See the full article at http://www.lef.org/magazine/mag2004/mar2004_awsi_death_02.htm

Humor  

Answers given by elementary school age children to the following questions:

Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string. I think.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.

What kind of little girl was your mom?
1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.

What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer? Does he make at least $800 a year?

Why did your mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goofball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.

What's the difference between moms and dads?
1. Moms work at work and work at home, and dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.

What does your mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.

If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
 


Surprise your mother this year and call her BEFORE mother's day arrives (May 9th) and tell her how much you appreciate her.



For the month of April we will be doing public service events at the McIntosh Reserve Easter Egg hunt on the 10th from 11-3pm and at the Villa Rica SpringFest on the 24th from 8-3pm.  We will be doing blood pressure checks, spinal screenings, and 10 minute chair massages for the public and taking donations for the Make-a-Wish Foundation of Georgia.  Come out and see us and support a worthy cause.